Steven Seagal says The FBI Killed his Career I always thought it was because of a combination of things like: He got to old, got too fat, his acting never improved, he is a tool, and/or his movies totally suck. Here is a description of ALL of Steven Seagal's movies:
1. someone killed Steven Seagal's: Brother, Family, or Friend/partner.
2. Steven Seagal wants revenge, but has to work with a new partner (he doesn't want a new partner, this new partner will be a rookie and most likely get killed by the same people who killed his Brother, Family, or Friend/partner).
3. Steven Seagal usually meets up with a: Sweet old man, young kid, or old Sensei (They also get beat up or killed by same people who killed his: Brother, Family, or Friend/partner.
4. End of movie Steven kills bad guy, ties up loose ends, and has a new girl friend.
5. throughout the movie Seagal kills and injures people with Martial Arts ( he studies Fat Kwon Bo).
Note: this is also the description of every Jet Li Movie as well... also Dirty Harry (substitute Martial Arts with .44 Magnum).
8/20/07
Steven Seagal says The FBI Killed his Career
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I think that sums it up pretty well...
Clint never got fat.
I think Steve is also a master of Butt Fu.
There's also always a train or submarine that's gonna blow up or crash.
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