I've felt like she looks before... and man did I feel f'n horrible!

Hillary, got Spackle?

Autism News: Hillary talks - Autism Speaks responds... I remain bitter

So I have had a few emails today asking if I am planning to Vote for Hillary based on THIS STORY. My answer is simple, "The elections are 11.5 months away"! I think it is foolish for anyone to be 100% sure for whom they are voting this early in the game.

I like what she said, more money devoted too:

• Expanding research to identify the causes of autism, including potential environmental reasons.

• Improving education and early detection and intervention, including creating a task force to investigate autism treatments and services.

• Training for teachers to instruct children with autism.

Perhaps she should add a babysitter fund for the 10's of thousands of parents of kids with Autism, who NEVER get to go out on regular dates.

Autism Speaks, responded: Since they are non-profit they will not endorse any candidate. In the same breath, families dealing with Autism are "non profit" too - so that's a good excuse NOT to endorse anyone.

Here's the deal folks... Not talking about all the emotional and stressful feelings associated with Autism, The financial portion is just adds to the mix... Maybe this will better help me explain:

1. monthly cost of my son's therapy=$8,900.00
2. monthly income=A LOT less than $8,900.00

Insurance companies help, but what insurance companies are the best at: finding loopholes NOT to cover. In fact, my 5 year old son has reached his LIFETIME LIMIT ON PHYSICAL THERAPY! Ahhhhhh! I knew this post would end up just pissing me off.

I will leave you with this, what is Autism?

Autism is a complex brain disorder that inhibits a person's ability to communicate and develop social relationships, and is often accompanied by extreme behavioral challenges. Autism spectrum disorders are diagnosed in one in 150 children in the United States, affecting four times as many boys as girls. The diagnosis of autism has increased tenfold in the last decade. The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention have called autism a national public health crisis whose cause and cure remain unknown.

Ric Flair supporting Mike Huckabee

I don't know much about Mike Huckabee other than he seems to be the "tough guy's" guy.

Recently Chuck Norris (NOTE: There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard - There is only another fist) as endorsed Mr. Huckabee, and now Ric "The NatureBoy" Flair (pictured) is jumping on board. In a statement just in time for Iowa, Mr. Flair was quoted as saying, "WOOOOOO!"

Pelosi backtracks on Armenia ‘genocide’ bill

Nancy Pelosi decided to back off the Armenian Genocide Bill, and decided to move forward with her "Nordic Vikings were sexist Bill" as well has her, "human rights violations from the last year of the Ming Dynasty through the Opium Wars bill".

That is just the kind of "can-do" politics I can get behind.

Jackson: Obama is TOO White

Jesse Jackson says Obama is “acting like he’s white"...

What does that mean? Does he own more than 3 Rush CDs? Play hockey? Hunt? Fish? LISTEN TO Ted Nugent?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

NOTE: I only say these things because I am the whitest person I know, and these are things that came to me off the top of my head... And I'm actually listening to Ted Nugent right now (the one with stormtroopers and snakeskin cowboys, I believe it is called Ten Nugent).

I am not a big Obama supporter, but Jesse needs to have a coke and smile and shut the f up.

Perhaps he coudn't meet with Condi because he was having his Golden Thrown Buffed

Oh well, "Pope'in Aint Easy, Rice gettin no face time with God's road manager.

"good girls go to Heaven - Bad girls go backstage!!!!"... Ahhhh Yeah!

I just want to know why this is a big deal. The Pope us unable to meet with Condi in the gold plated room at the gold plated table to have some wine and bread in the gold plated "Pope'in Glass" and the Gold Plated... um Plate.

She should have just said she was a child molester, then she could have stayed in the golden condo overlooking Vatican city.

Hey Obama - What don't you like?

Apparently, Obama Doesn't Like Iraq Hearing on 9/11.

Like many Americans, Obama does not like Bush, BUT DO YOU HAVE A QUESTION FOR THE GENERAL?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Craig supporters call for boycott of Minneapolis airport

Does this mean I can go the bathroom without worry of being cruised by a Craig Supporter?
I say this only because I tend to have a wider stance than most when using the bathroom.
Dan Barreiro and Mr. Fun, had a great idea on the show yesterday. Instead of using all these toe taps, hand reaching, and well all those confusing "signals" - they should just whistle "Somewhere over the Rainbow" when they want to gain the attention of the person in the stall next door. Message delivered loud and clear.

Gay / not Gay

Larry and Howard - NOT GAY!

Larry Craig - NOT GAY!

Jerry - NOT A FA--- UM I MEAN NOT GAY!

Tom - NOT GAY!

Eddie - NOT GAY!

Rev. Fred Phelps - DEFINITELY GAY!

WOW Hillary - I never knew you were such a foxy little thing

pictured: Hillary Diane Rodham from the 1968 "Wellesley Honeys" calender. Miss November says she firmly stands strong in her positions of: Peace, equal rights for women, and the Reverse Cowgirl.

Get over here you dirty little minx, I want to introduce you to my staff...

Show me more skin and I'll reconsider "backing" you.