Pope Meets a Saudi King for First Time

After spending over an hour complementing each other's outfits, they spent the afternoon admiring each other's gold plated stuff (chairs, floors, cars, canes, jaunty sashes, shoes, knives, forks, plates, toilets, and jewelry). Later in the afternoon, over a couple Gyros and kashgalosh, they got into a heated debate over who has historically destroyed more innocent lives to further their cause. The Pope won hands down.

I have a hard time trusting Guys in Dresses... Other than Jamie Farr from MASH (pictured below).

Oral Roberts Says Devil Won't Steal ORU

Oral Roberts said, "Devil Won't Steal ORU". I'm just curious what $20k trips to the Bahamas, expensive cars, and remodeled homes have to do with the devil. I mean, if you can afford to send your daughter on a trip of a lifetime to the Bahamas, and get your home remodeled... Unless you are having the College pay for it... Then Old Man Roberts is right, YOU MUST BE A DEVIL! Oh wait, is he talking about the group of professors who released the actual report about financial dishonesty? Are THEY the "Devils" Oral is talking about? I'm confused.

Why can't Richard Roberts earn his money the old fashioned way? Have God hold him ransom in the Prayer Tower until he raises $7 Million.

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In a related story, Proof there is a God - CBS announced yesterday they are pulling the plug on Viva Laughlin.

Hugh Jackman + a television musical about Laughlin, Nevada = bad ratings.

But look on the bright side, There IS a God! AND HE'S COMING TO GET YOU RICHARD ROBERTS!

"That stuff (television musicals) may fly in New York City, but musicals don't work in God's country! Now where is Richard Roberts! I am going to kick his ass!"
- God

Perhaps he coudn't meet with Condi because he was having his Golden Thrown Buffed

Oh well, "Pope'in Aint Easy, Rice gettin no face time with God's road manager.

"good girls go to Heaven - Bad girls go backstage!!!!"... Ahhhh Yeah!

I just want to know why this is a big deal. The Pope us unable to meet with Condi in the gold plated room at the gold plated table to have some wine and bread in the gold plated "Pope'in Glass" and the Gold Plated... um Plate.

She should have just said she was a child molester, then she could have stayed in the golden condo overlooking Vatican city.