Ugly Betty named Hispanic Woman of the Year

Did ya hear about, America Ferrera being named, Hispanic Woman of the Year? The Mother Goldstein crew want to congratulate Ms. Ferrera on such a great honor...

In a related story - Ryan Seacrest is named whitest dude ever.

Is Sally Field the best choice for portraying crazy women?

Is Sally getting typecast?

"The recent best actress Emmy winner (ABC's 'Brothers & Sisters) is attached to play Mary Todd Lincoln in Steven Spielberg's long-gestating biopic 'Lincoln.'

I think she will make a great "crazy" first lady. First she was the crazy "flying nun" then "Sybil" then she played the crazy run-away-bride in the "Smokey and Bandit" classic films.
She then went on to television to play the crazy mother of Dr. Abby Lockhart on "E.R." (Abby played by the super foxy Maura Tierney, pictured). I'm sure she has played other crazy people - I just don't have the time or desire to look Sally's profile up on IMDB.

Jim Carrey, the 'Autism Whisperer'

When I first saw the headline to the story, Autism Whisperer, I immediately reached for my mocking guns (I have a conceal carry permit for my mocking guns). Once I read the story I holstered my weapons - I can totally see Jim Carrey relating to a kid with autism or rather a kid with autism relating to Carrey.
The world of Autism is filled with a lot of isolation, separated by moments of complete chaos. For a man who is not the birth father of a child with autism to have that kind of connection is very touching to me. I'm not going to talk any shit about Jenny McCarthy - she is in the public eye and is focusing on my family's cause... So go get em slugger.
My wife could be called an Autism Whisperer - I prefer the title, "Super-Hero".

Gay / not Gay

Larry and Howard - NOT GAY!

Larry Craig - NOT GAY!

Jerry - NOT A FA--- UM I MEAN NOT GAY!

Tom - NOT GAY!

Eddie - NOT GAY!

Rev. Fred Phelps - DEFINITELY GAY!

Owen, just call Wes Anderson and make another movie!perhaps it is time for a Bottle Rocket Sequel

If you haven't heard, Owen Wilson attempted suicide over the weekend. The Mother Goldstein staff wishes Owen a speedy recovery.
I saw the movie, "you, me and Dupree" over the weekend on cable and afterwards I wanted to kill MYSELF. I can't imagine what Owen is going through.