I still hate Pro Football...

My new sport of choice is a true gentleman's game, Chess Boxing.

Michael Vick, "I found Jesus"

Did you hear? Michael Vick Found Jesus! He then swung Jesus around by the leash - eventually finishing him off with electrocution.
His lawyers later blamed the whole "son of God / son of doG" confusion on Vick's dyslexia.

Atlanta NAACP: Let Quarterback Michael Vick Return to NFL

I almost fell out of my seat when I Read this.

Apparently, R.L. White (president of the NAACP's Atlanta chapter) thinks we need to give Vick a second chance, but no mention of the other defendants.

"'We further ask the NFL, Falcons, and the sponsors not to permanently ban Mr. Vick from his ability to bring hours of enjoyment to fans all over this country.'"

I guess if your idea of "Enjoyment" is watching a QB run when she should have passed, overthrow receivers, and electrocute dogs.

Bonds sets new record

A lot of people are bitching and moaning about Barry Bonds breaking Hank Aaron's record on Tuesday night.
What is the big f'n deal about so called, performance-enhancers? Rockstars have used them... scratch that, Musicians have used them... scratch that, artists as a whole have used so called performance-enhancers for years.

Are we supposed to throw away all our Charlie Parker CDs because he was on performance-enhancers?

Are we supposed to kick Jimi Hendrix out of the Rock and Roll hall of fame because he used performance-enhancers?

Personally I don't dislike Bonds because of the performance-enhancers, rather I can't stand bonds because he is a dick.

Now if you excuse me I am going to listen to some good old fashioned heroin addled jazz music.