New Drug Alert!

I have always tried to know what is going on with the kids, but when I read this New Drug Alert! I was floored!

Have you heard of the new drug for all the Cooligans? JenKem!

That's because Jenkem's active ingredients are urine and fecal matter, hence its street names like "Butthash" and "Fruit from Crack Pipe."

I guess the good news is JENKEM labs are not as dangerous as meth labs... in fact most homes have JENKEM labs... they're called toilets!

Advice to all you kids high on the "ButtHash", I don't think mints will work, Not even Altoids.

I guess what I am most worried about is, if this drug catches on, the PSAs are going to be horrible... "I learned it from watching YOU dad!"

Bonds sets new record

A lot of people are bitching and moaning about Barry Bonds breaking Hank Aaron's record on Tuesday night.
What is the big f'n deal about so called, performance-enhancers? Rockstars have used them... scratch that, Musicians have used them... scratch that, artists as a whole have used so called performance-enhancers for years.

Are we supposed to throw away all our Charlie Parker CDs because he was on performance-enhancers?

Are we supposed to kick Jimi Hendrix out of the Rock and Roll hall of fame because he used performance-enhancers?

Personally I don't dislike Bonds because of the performance-enhancers, rather I can't stand bonds because he is a dick.

Now if you excuse me I am going to listen to some good old fashioned heroin addled jazz music.