LET'SPLAYHOCKEY!!!!!

This is my second consecutive season of NOT watching ANY professional football - Fuck em - No more Football! The NFL has now became the same "shit fest" as the NBA (Both of which I used to truly love)..
I will NEVER be a soccer fan (I can't wrap the old cranium around that one).
Now, I get my football jones with College football - I'm digging Ohio State these days, My wife is only half excited about my new football policy. If I was a Gopher Football fan... Well, I may as well be a Vikings fan... a disappointed, drunken, angry, broken man.
In Minnesota, we are born into this world with hockey sticks in our hands - and after a LONG, HOT, SUMMER *** THIS STORY *** made my day! It truly shows the passion we have for "stick" in Minnesota.

Hometown News

Twin Cities mugging victim gets a surprise when the mugger Licked Her Toes.

Note: Thankfully, this is not a picture of the woman's toes.

Hometown News

News from Lake Wobegon, Bloomington woman accused of giving gin to grandchild This is like the ghetto version of "home alone".
I guess the only way she could go "git her drank on" without worry is to make sure the child is nestled in her bed sound asleep.

Testicle Surgery Mystifies Police

With the 35W bridge collapse happening a week ago, This story obviously got overlooked.

This is a great example of "Minnesota Nice". When those mean old doctors would not help this poor man with his, "Chronic Pain" he turned to one of our friendly citizens for help. Us Minnesotans are always ready and willing to roll up our sleeves and help whenever we can. Perhaps the man the police are looking for is non other than, Mr. Minnesota nice himself, Garrison Keillor! (pictured)