Did you hear? Michael Vick Found Jesus! He then swung Jesus around by the leash - eventually finishing him off with electrocution.
His lawyers later blamed the whole "son of God / son of doG" confusion on Vick's dyslexia.
8/27/07
Michael Vick, "I found Jesus"
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"It was immature of me to hold that dog under water while it thrashed around until it breathed in enough water to suffocate to death. Had I just been a few years older, I would have known what I was doing was wrong"
Jesus must be a lawyer, so many people find him in couthouses.
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